Oh Superman, why do they treat you so?

So, I was just over at CBR (Comic Book Resources) and I was reading some interesting stuff about a Tim Burton Superman Reboot movie... and when I say "interesting" I mean CRAP! What the Heck is wrong with people? Why can't anyone make a good Superman movie? He's the Founding Father of super heroes and he gets hosed time and time again when it comes to the big screen. Nicholas Cage as Superman.... ARE YOU FREAKIN' KIDDING ME!? While we're at it, why don't we get Andy Dick to play Batman, Seth Rogan to play Aquaman and Rosanne Barr to play Wonder Woman, and we can make a Justice League movie. Oh, and don't forget to throw Jim Carrey and Jack Black in there somewhere. How could we ever make a movie with out those two juggernauts of the Silver Screen?... Now don't get me wrong, I don't HATE Nicholas Cage. I LOVE the National Treasure movie... and... Well I love National Treasure.... But as Superman???? Oh, and can we cut it out with the lovey dovey crap with Lois Lane? If they want to date and have a little fling, let them do it on their own time not when I'm paying $10 + per ticket to go see a movie. I want to see Superman as he was supposed to be kicking the crap out of bad guys... We all know he came from Krypton and he was raised by the Kents and BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, YADDA, YADDA, YADDA!!! Enough already, I don't want to see all that crap everytime some genious in Hollywood thinks they're movie is "Special". Put him in the suit, throw a couple of Super evil bad asses at him, and let them have at it! I want to see Superman get his butt kicked, and just when you think he's done... BOOM! His Super Underdog Energy Pill kicks in with his Hulk Hogan Vitamins and he comes back from the brink to save the day... I'm not a huge Superman fan, but I think he deserves a lot better than what he's been given. I guess only time will tell, but grab an extra roll of toilet paper just in case.

-Joe